翻译/制作: @黑路易
本片以真实事件为灵感
喂 我
警察! Police!
有人在家吗? Anybody home?
喂 是我 Hey, it's me.
听着 我知道你需要一些距离 Look, I know you just wanted some space,
但你不觉得这有点过火了吗? but don't you think this has just gone on too far?
弗里曼女士? 我是警察 Mrs Freeman? It's the Police.
女士 我们只想确认你没事 We're just here to check if you're OK, madame.
很抱歉我在那天晚上那样收场 I am so sorry about how I left things the other night.
事情的发展并不是我的本意 但是... I didn't mean for those things to come out the way they did, but they...
事已至此 They just did.
警长 Sarge.
这是9619号小队 房内传出恶臭 CAD 9619, foul odour coming from inside of the property.
我们会把这一间划进区域十七 We're gonna be putting this door in under section 17,
能更新一下系统吗? if you can update the CAD please?
收到 去吧 Received. Go ahead.
我们可以撑过去的 We can get through it together,
就像以前那样再来一次 We've done it before and we can do it again.
我真的求求你了 丽芙 Please, I am begging you, Liv.
让我进来吧 Just let me in.
上帝啊 Oh, Jesus
上个月我真希望能紧紧拥抱你 Last month, I wish I'd just given you the biggest hug
告诉你一切都会变好的 and told you that everything was gonna be alright.
我愿意尽一切所能... What I would do to just...
只为再次拥抱你 hold you again.
我再也不想跟你分开了 I don't wanna be separated anymore.
我知道你现在不想回我电话 但是 And I know that you're not answering my calls right now, but...
我明天早晨会来一趟 I'm gonna swing by tomorrow morning, and then...
我只求你能当面跟我谈一次 All I ask is that just you and me can talk in person.
拜托了丽芙 我求求你 Please, Liv, I am begging you.
一切都变得失去意义 Nothing makes sense anymore.
变得非常麻木 It's just dull.
你是我一生的挚爱 And you are the love of my life
我们明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
但愿吧 Hopefully.
我爱你 I love you.
谢谢大家今天到来 Thank you all for coming today.
我知道丽芙一定会... I know Liv would be...
惊讶于这么多人能为了她齐聚一堂 ...astonished just to see this many people in one room for her.
而我也相信你们... And I take it you all...
在某种程度上都能理解 ...Understood, in some way.
对丽芙越是了解 The more you knew Liv,
她越是将你拒之千里 the more she would push you away.
你不饿吗? You're not hungry?
我之前吃了点 I ate something before.
- 拜托丽芙 别这样 - 我不饿 - Please, Liv, let's just not do this. - I'm not hungry.
如果你能让我回家 If you just let me come home.
杰德 我们谈过这个了 Jed, we spoke about that. Please.
但你现在状态很好 如果我能... But you were doing so well. If I just...
我说我们已经谈过了 好吗? I said we'd spoken about that, OK?
我是想要帮你 I'm trying to help you here.
帮你自己去吧 Just help yourself.
我没事 I'm fine.
你绝不是没事 丽芙 You're not fine, Liv.
我需要更多时间 I need more time.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
与她共度的每一天 我都在她身上 Every day that we had together, I would see...
看到幸福 happiness
善良 kindness.
和美丽 Beauty.
但她看向镜中倒影 却看到了 But when she looked in the mirror she would see something...
...不同的样子 ...Something different.
她会问我 你怎么会爱上这么丑恶的人? She would say to me "How can you love something so ugly?"
她会批判我居然爱她 And she would judge me for loving her.
我尽了全力想治愈她 I tried so hard to fix her.
我真的尽全力了 I tried so fucking hard!
* 格雷汉姆酒吧
嘿哥们 能请你喝一杯吗? Hey, buddy. Can I get you a drink?
你是谁? Who are you?
莱内尔·弗莱克 Lionel Flack.
企业家及其他伟业 Entrepreneur and confidant of many.
一个有着多种天赋的人 A man of many talents.
朋友们都叫我阿莱 Friends call me Lie.
你看 See, uh
在我老家那边 where I'm from,
离这也就几条街外 a couple of blocks away was this, uh
折扣店里 discount store.
会卖各种各样的东西 Sold all sorts of shit.
但其中唯一的玻璃制品 But the only glasses they ever sold were these, uh
是便宜的香槟酒杯 cheap champagne flutes
这还挺方便的 因为我妈妈 which was convenient though because my Momma,
上帝保佑她的灵魂 God rest her soul,
妈妈跟香槟有着一段爱恨情仇 had a love / hate relationship with champagne of all things.
有趣的部分就来了 Now, here's the interesting part.
你的正常杯... Your average cup-
什么正常杯? Average cup?
高玻璃杯 大玻璃杯 小茶杯 之类的 Highball, Demitasse, Collins glass. Whatever.
我发现想满足那种饥渴 没有什么 I realised that nothing fulfils or quenches ones thirst
比香槟杯更有效果 the same way as a champagne flute does.
无论杯里装的什么 Whatever the beverage.
特别是果汁 冰过的 Fruit juices in particular, especially when chilled.
顺便一说 By the way
刚才的悼词 that eulogy,
真值得拿小金人 我佩服 Oscar worthy, truly. I admire that.
你想要什么 莱内尔? What is it that you want, Lionel?
首先 自我解释一下 Firstly, to explain myself.
我热衷于关注讣告 You see, I'm an avid fan of obituaries.
我每天都读 I read them every day.
然后我开始参加葬礼 并在此找到内心的平静 I started going to funerals and it's there that I found my peace.
你也可以试试 You should try it sometime.
谢了 我还有别的事要忙 Thanks, but I've got other plans.
比如? Such as?
可以说命运给我发了一手烂牌 Well, let's just say life didn't deal me the greatest hand.
这局牌我实在是打不下去了 You know, I've played my cards and I am done.
谢谢你的酒 Thanks for the drink.
你所背负的那些沉重负担 All that weight you're carrying,
如果说我把它们全部带走呢? what if I said I could take it all away?
* 带着信念放下尘世的负担
所有负担 All of it.
认识你很高兴 莱内尔 Nice meeting you, Lionel.
这天下午 在午餐时 This afternoon, at lunch.
我都没问你还好吗 I never asked how you were.
所以 So,
你还好吗? how are you?
我很好 I'm fine.
你没事吧? Are you ok?
我不太好 No.
拜托 跟我说说 Please just talk to me.
你听了也不理解 Like you could understand.
你生气了吗? Are you mad?
你明知我和我爸经历过什么 You know exactly what I went through with my dad,
别跟我说我不会理解你这样的人 so don't tell me that I don't understand people like you.
我这样的人? People like me?
没错! 受了伤 静静地尖叫着求助 Yes. Damaged, silently screaming out for help,
明知道真正能帮到你的人 knowing full well that the people who can actually help you
其实束手无策 can't do a fucking thing.
这是为什么呢? And why is that?
因为你不让! Because you won't let them!
我们只有重复老一套 一次又一次 And we do the same old dance, over and over and over again
直到最后你终于翻白死掉 until eventually you'll keel over and fucking die.
你去翻白死掉吧! You keel over and die.
我希望你消失 I want you gone.
如您所愿 As you wish.
噢 天啊 Oh, fucking, God.
是莱内尔吗? Is this Lionel?
是的 Yeah.
我是... Its, erm.
我是杰德 酒吧认识那个 It's Jed, from the pub.
我能做些什么 杰德? What can I do for you, Jed?
天啊 我都不知道我为什么打过来 God, I don't even know why I'm calling.
我... I...
我认为你清楚得很 杰德 I think you know exactly why you're calling me, Jed.
你能帮我吗? Will you help me?
你知道我是做什么的吗? Do you know what I do, Jed?
自杀协助 Assisted suicide.
杰德 Jed
听我说 Listen to me.
你是个好人 You're a good man.
但当你再次见到她 我保证你能见到她 But when you see her again, and you will see her again,
你肯定会全身都散发着幸福光芒 you have got to radiate happiness, brother.
我保证 在你旅途的终点 Now, I promise you that by the end of our journey,
你会处于一种极乐状态 you'll be lying in a state of total bliss,
被无数不求回报的爱意围绕 让你能 with so much unconditional love for yourself that you'll be laughing
笑着走进天堂大门 all the way to the pearly white gates.
就告诉我什么流程吧 Just tell me how it works.
那 她是怎么死的? Well, how did she die?
那是... It was a...
一种饮食失调症 An eating disorder.
大半辈子挣扎于暴食 Bulimia most of her life.
她的胃破裂了 Her stomach ruptured
她昏了过去 she blacked out,
她的心脏就那么... and her heart just...
停了 ...stopped.
她把自己饿到快死掉 She starved herself to death and...
身体从内往外把自己吃空了 ...she was eaten from the inside out.
那么从外到内如何? How about the outside in?
你什么意思? What do you mean?
杰德 你听说过Yiurkun部落吗? Jed, have you heard of the Yiurkun tribe?
这是一众被点醒的人们 They are a collective of enlightened individuals
沉浸在一种永久的亢奋状态 that bask in a state of permanent euphoria.
这样的亢奋来自于双方协定的人肉食用 Now, this is achieved by way of consensual human consumption.
与大千宇宙的直接共鸣 A direct connection with the universe, Herself.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
你在说什么... So what are you saying?-
刚刚好 杰德 我的口味 It just so happens, Jed, that I share the same taste
与她 for both She
还有我的同伴们一样 and my fellow man.
所以... So...
你想吃我? you wanna eat me?
这正是我所说的意思 That is exactly what I'm saying.
这就是牺牲 杰德 That is sacrifice, Jed.
是无私奉献 That is selflessness.
这是最有英雄色彩的章节结尾 That, my friend, is the most heroic end of one chapter
并开启下一章 before the next begins.
非常有诗意 是不是? It's wonderfully poetic, is it not?
这有点难以消化 It's a lot to take in.
不如你睡一觉好好想想 Well, hows about I let you sleep on it, Jed?
等你想好继续下一步 And when you decide to proceed,
我明天下午六点会回到格雷汉姆酒吧 I'll be back at Graham's Bar from 6pm tomorrow.
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
喂? Yeah?
我同意 I'll do it.
算我参加 I'm in.
这没鸭子 No ducks here.
抱歉 什么? Sorry, what?
这池子里没有鸭子 Uh, this pond has no ducks.
我知道的 我来是喂鱼的 Oh no, I know. I'm here for the fish.
听起来有点疯狂 是吧 I know, sounds crazy, right?
我是艾利克斯 I'm Alex.
噢 抱歉 Oops! Sorry.
我是莱内尔 Lionel.
那你自己有养鱼吗? So, do you have any of your own?
呃 没有 Erm, no.
太需要操心了 Too high maintenance for me.
但鱼是最不需要操心的宠物了啊 They are literally the most low maintenance pet one could have.
淡水鱼是全美最常饲养的宠物 Fresh water fish are the largest proportion of pets owned across the US.
科学证明它们可以降低血压和心率 And they are proven to lower blood pressure and heart rate.
并能借此获得更长更健康的寿命 Thus, relieving stress for maintaining a better quality of life.
你是干这个的吗 卖金鱼? You do this for a living, you sell them?
不是 No.
我只想说它们很利于维持身体平衡 I'm just saying they're good for maintaining equilibrium, is all.
所以你认为我很失衡? So, you think I'm unbalanced?
你觉得自己失衡吗? Do you think you're unbalanced?
这样吧 我跟你做个交易 Do you know what? I'll make you a deal.
我给你个机会来说服我养一条 I'll give you a chance to convince me to get one of those
水缸生物 而你 tank thingies, if you
来尝尝我的招牌卡布奇诺 pop by and try my signature cappuccino?
这样啊 那咱们成交 You know what? You have yourself a deal.
但我今天还有些事需要做 所以 But I have some business now I need to attend to today though, so.
等等 你有电话号能让我联系吗? Wait! Have you got a number I can call you on?
这是我的 That's me.
* 莱内尔·弗莱克 专业干洗
但我得走了 I gotta run though.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you!
也很高兴认识你 莱内尔 Nice to meet you too Lionel...
弗莱克 ...Flack.
你好啊 哥们 Howdy, brother.
我还以为半小时之内你都不来了呢 I was not expecting you for another thirteen minutes.
这不是希望一切翻篇吗 Well, in the spirit of turning the page.
杰德 在我们共处的时间里 Jed, over the course of our time together,
我的任务就是让你开心 my job is to make sure you are happy.
任何时候你感到疼痛或不适 And at any point you're in pain or in discomfort,
告诉我一声就好 you just need to let me know.
所以你也吃普通食物吗 还是只吃...? So, do you eat normal food or just-
爆米花 Kettle corn.
给 你们准备好点餐了吗? Here you go guys. You ready to order?
谢谢你 他不是很饿 Thank you very much but he's not hungry.
买单就好 The bill, please.
读一读这个 Have a read of that
然后在底部签上名字和日期 and sign and date at the bottom.
我相信你 杰德 但我需要你的正式同意 I trust you Jed, but I need your full consent.
违反合同时的处死与处置? "Termination and disposal upon breach of contract?"
如果你改变了心意 我得能保护自己 If you change your mind, Jed, I need to protect myself.
我要你消失 I want you gone.
敬生命! L'Chaim!
欢迎来到来世 兄弟 Welcome to the afterlife, brother.
现在赶紧让你跟那个热辣老婆重聚吧 Now, let's get you reunited with that smoking hot wife of yours.
请交出手机 Cell phone, please.
你介意付下吗 Would you, uh. Would you mind?
欢迎来到寒舍 Casa del Lie!
* 莱内尔·弗莱克 奎特公寓111A号 伦敦
无痛程序的第一步 Step one for a pain-free first procedure.
喝酒 Drink.
好吧 OK.
这就对了 Attaboy.
这是客厅 Living room.
这是百慕大 Bermuda.
什么? Huh?
是我的鱼 百慕大 My fish, Bermuda.
你自己住吗? Do you live alone?
是的 Yep.
那边是什么? What's through there?
库房 Storage.
这是...这个 Theres... There's that.
现在呢 Right. Now, uh.
穿上这个 梳洗一下 到客厅找我 Put this on, freshen up and meet me back in the living room.
噢对 吃块小点心吧 Oh, and have an amuse bouche.
你拍照片吗? You take photos?
当然了 Yessiree bob.
是我除了工作外的一大爱好 Big time hobby of mine alongside the day job.
看看这个 Check it out.
看 当我继父离开时 See, when my step daddy left,
我的妈妈鼓励我去摄影拍照 my Momma encouraged me to pursue photography.
她总说我是家里的艺术家 She always said I was the artist of the family.
我想我不由得走上了传统的 And I guess I found myself walking down the old, uh,
人体模特摄影 life modeling road, and
我其实还很擅长情色与抽象异域风 You know, I kind of had a knack for erotica and abstract exoticism, really.
所以她是谁? So, who is she?
我妈妈 My Momma.
我太抱歉了 I'm so sorry!
没关系 他也会没事的 That's fine, erm. He'll be fine.
明天早上帮我收拾就行 杰德 You can clean that out in the morning for me, Jed.
坐下吧 Take a seat.
小心这个 这个很松动了 Careful of that one, she's loose.
再忍一忍 杰德 Bare with me, Jed.
第二步 Step two.
第三步是什么? What's step three?
这是第三步 Step three...
好吧 OK.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
对大家都好的事 What's best.
你说啥? What's that now?
没什么 Nothing.
这就对了 There we go.
这感觉如何? How does that feel?
我什么都感觉不到 I can't feel a thing.
很好 Good.
准备好了吗? You ready?
你感觉如何? How do you feel?
轻了点 Lighter.
这就对了 Attaboy.
真为你骄傲 Proud of you.
我认为今晚就到这了 Well, I think that's it for this evening.
我累坏了 I'm beat!
做个好梦 伙计 Sweet dreams, pal.
莱内尔? Lionel?
你好! Hi!
快进来 Come in.
该死! Fuck!
我不... I don't eat...
喝牛奶 Milk.
是杏仁奶 It's almond.
抱歉了 兄弟 Sorry, buddy.
我能问你点事吗? Can I ask you something?
问吧 Sure.
如果你发现有人想在 What would you do if you found out that
说好的时间之前离开怎么办? somebody wanted to leave before they were supposed to?
说实话 我也不知道 I don't know, to be honest.
我一般都对员工蛮好的 I've always been really good to my employees.
应该可以说是一种违约警告 I guess you'd call it a breach of notice.
或是违反合同 Or a breach of contract.
发生什么了 莱内尔? What's wrong, Lionel?
这个 是我的室友 Well, it's my roommate.
我们是朋友 昨晚我们的友谊升华了 We're friends, and last night we took it to the next level.
在那之后 我敢说我们的关系更近了 And after that, I'd definitely say that we're closer.
所以现在有了不可否认的灵魂信任 So there's this undeniable level of spiritual trust
和互相理解 是吧 and understanding, you see?
我尽全力让他向我敞开心扉 我也有所收获 And I worked so hard to get him to bare his soul to me, and I reciprocated.
一切结束之后我们上床睡觉 And after all that was done, we went to bed.
到了早晨 我起来发现 And in the morning, I got up and found out that
那混蛋居然已经抛下我 the son of a bitch had almost left me
在大半夜里走了! in the middle of the goddamn night!
怎么了? What?
我认为你应该找他说说 I think you should speak to him.
告诉他你的真实感受 Tell him how you really feel.
是吗 Yeah.
你知道吗? 我还真要去 You know what? I think I will.
嘿 莱内尔 Hey, Lionel!
别为自己感到羞耻 人们都各有所好 Don't be ashamed of what you are. We all like what we like.
噢 对了 Oh, hey.
你会不会对灯具感兴趣? I don't suppose you want a selection of lamps, do you?
不了 Erm, no.
莱内尔? Lionel?
该死 Fuck!
你说啥? What's that now?
只是看看百慕娜 Just erm, checking on Bermuna.
是百慕大 Bermuda.
坐吧 杰德 Have a seat, Jed.
好吧等一下 等一下 OK. Hold on, hold on.
给 爆米花 Here. Kettle corn.
听着 我很愧疚 Look, I just felt bad
我只希望你知道我很抱歉 好吗 and I just wanted to let you know that I'm sorry, OK?
我也真的很抱歉 And I am sorry.
希望你知道我不是有意让你难受 莱内尔 I just hope you know that I didn't mean to upset you, Lionel-
阿莱 Lie.
- 我只是 觉得很糟 - 杰德 - I just. I feel terrible! - Jed.
这不是个办法 兄弟 This is not the way, buddy.
发生什么了? What happened?
说实话 我以为这样就能... Honestly, I just thought all of this would have gone down a lot...
快一些 quicker.
我希望一切立刻就能结束 I kind of just want it over with now.
这个 Well,
秉着加快速度的精神 In the spirit of speading things up,
来吧 Go ahead,
伸出你的手臂 lay out your arm.
最多再等两天 好吗 Two more days, tops. OK?
准备好了吗? Are you ready?
没有! No!
是的 Yes.
住手 住手 妈的快停下 No no no stop stop fuck
不是说好无痛吗 It's not suppose to fucking hurt ahhh.
妈的 Fuck!
妈的 莱内尔 快住手! Fuck! Lionel stop it !!!
你说啥? What's that now?
妈的 莱内尔 快住手! Fuck! Lionel stop !!!
杰德 我停不下来! I CAN'T STOP, JED!
得整个切掉之后才能炙烤止血! I NEED TO REMOVE THE ARM TO CAUTERIZE IT!
7842号小队 莱内尔·弗莱克先生 CAD 7842. Mr Lionel Flack.
奎特公寓111A号 Triple one alpha Quilter House.
行政码SE251HZ Sierra, echo, two, five, one, hotel, zulu.
玛丽·哈金斯女士举报有尖叫声从房内传出 A Mrs Mary Huggins reported screams coming from within the property.
收到 出发 Yeah, received and en route.
妈的 莱内尔 快住手! Fuck! Lionel stop !!!
吃你的药吧 混蛋! TAKE YOUR PILLS, YOU SHIT.
杰德 你撑一下! HOLD ON, JED!
喝了这个 Drink this.
喝下去 Drink this.
喝了 哥们 Drink that, buddy.
这就对了 There you are.
还有一些 来吧 Got some more, here you are.
很好 兄弟 Yeah, buddy.
我得整完啊 杰德! I NEED TO FINISH, JED!
快好了 NEARLY THERE!
拜托你他妈快一点! FUCK! PLEASE HURRY THE FUCK UP!
都说快好了 混蛋! I'M ALMOST THERE, YOU SHIT!
妈的! 住手! 住手! FUCK! STOP! STOP! STOP!
你他妈快一点! HURRY THE FUCK UP!
女士们先生们 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
我们生了个漂亮的男孩! WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY!
真是好孩子 That's my boy.
真是我的好宝贝! That's my baby!
你会外酥里嫩的 小混蛋! You're gonna be one crispy little piece of shit.
去它的 你可真美味 Well, fuck me, you taste great.
吃什么你就是什么 杰德 You are what you eat, Jed.
我们站在食物链顶端 We're top of the food chain.
如果我们吃什么就是什么 And if we are what we eat,
那么我们怎么会不想做人呢? then why would we want to be anything less than human?
我想在镜子里 看到一个人 And I want that reflection.
你好 警察 能开下门吗? Hello, this is the Police. Can you open up please?
你是莱内尔·弗莱克先生吗? Are you Mr Lionel Flack, sir?
再说一遍? Come again?
你是莱内尔·弗莱克先生吗? Are you Lionel Flack?
是的 警官 Yes ma'am.
有什么可以帮忙的? What can I do for you?
介意我们进去查看一下吗? Would you mind if we come in for a moment?
好啊 Sure.
进来吧 Come on in.
这是怎么回事 警官们? What's this all about, officers?
很抱歉这么晚打扰 先生 We are sorry to be bothering you so late, sir,
但是我们收到匿名举报 对于一些 but we've been anonymously alerted of a cause for concern
噪音问题产生担忧 regarding a noise complaint.
这个 看看我吧 Well, look at me.
我没事 I'm fine.
没什么需要担心的 No cause for concern here.
你独居吗 弗莱克先生? Do you live alone, Mr Flack?
什么? Sorry?
你独居吗? Do you live alone?
是的 警官 Yes ma'am, I do.
所以这里没有其他人能为尖叫声作证? So there's nobody else here that can account for the reported screaming?
尖叫声? Screaming?
听着... Listen...
如果你收到楼下的匿名举报 if you're anonymous call came from downstairs,
那我可以告诉你们 她从第一天就盯上我了 then I can tell you now that she has had it in for me since day one.
一切都很正常 Everything is fine,
而且我要准备睡觉了 and as it happens, I was about to turn in for the night.
但我之前确实看了部恐怖片 而且我听力不太好 But I did watch a movie earlier and I'm hard of hearing, see? So,
可能就是这个吧 that's probably what it was.
也有可能 Fair enough.
如果能降低噪音 那么我们就不来打扰 好吗? Well, if we can just keep the noise down and we can keep the peace, yeah?
当然了 警官 Absolutely, ma'am.
能用下你的便所吗? Can I use your loo?
- 你说啥? - 厕所 - What's that now? - The bathroom.
当然了 Sure.
去吧 Yeah.
右手边最后一间 Last door on the right.
你是美国人 对吧? So, you're American, huh?
没错 土生土长 Yes sir, born and raised.
德州? Texas?
我经常四处游历 I travelled around a lot.
我以为你说你要睡了? I thought you said you were going to bed?
是的 I am
而且这是我家 and this is my home...
我想什么时候收拾碗筷都可以 善良的警官 and I can clean up whenever I see fit, thank you Mr kind officer, sir.
这是什么? What is it?
这是... That is a
一头温驯的小牛 mild veal,
佐以蔓越莓酱 with a raspberry coulis,
直接从原产地空降来的新鲜 straight from the Captain's quarters of the Cutty Sark.
我的天 不是吧警长 Fuck me, come on, Sarge.
这是我吃过最好吃的小牛肉 This is the best veal I have ever tasted.
说真的 你必须尝尝 No, honestly, you have to try it.
你得尝尝 You have to.
这可不是小牛肉 This is not veal.
这是星级米其林小牛肉 This is Michelin Star veal.
你做什么的 弗雷克先生 大厨吗? What do you do, Mr Flake, are you a chef?
是弗莱克 It's 'Flack'.
我名下有个船厂 And I own a boating company.
你绝对站错行业了 兄弟 You're in the wrong profession, mate.
深刻领悟 Duly noted.
谢谢你的时间 Thank you for your time, love.
非常抱歉打扰了 你的晚上 Apologies for the... Well, disturbing your evening and...
啊对 Yep.
这真的很好吃 That's really good.
我帮你开门 Let me get that for you.
一切祝好 伙计 All the best, mate.
保重 You take care, now.
你也是 弗莱克先生 Aww, you too Mr Flack-
你的手臂怎么了? What happened to your arm?
你 You.
阿莱? Lie?
莱内尔? Lionels?
你还好吗? You OK?
凑合吧 Could be better.
杰德 请原谅我 Forgive me Jed, but-
当我看向你这样的人 I look at somebody like you,
你什么都有了 and you did it all, man.
你认识了个女孩 坠入爱河 结了婚 You met a girl, you fell in love, you got married, man.
你体验了所有人生 You went the whole nine yards.
你的秘诀是什么啊 兄弟? What's your fucking secret, man?
秘诀就在于不保守秘密吧 I guess the secret is to have no secrets.
该死的 Goddamn it.
你确实是有个惊天大秘密 莱内尔 Yeah, you have a pretty big fucking secret, Lionel.
可不是吗 I know, yeah.
世界上最美的不过与一个男人 I mean, there's nothing more beautiful than a man's
和他的口粮的关系了 relationship with his food.
在现代社会 I mean, in moderation.
那爱呢? Well, how about love?
要知道 信任并足够爱自己 You know, trusting and loving oneself enough
直到能够完全不质疑别人对你的感受 to not even think twice about what the other person feels about you.
那种 散发着幸福的光芒 You know, 'radiating happiness'.
对吧? Right?
说得好啊 杰德 Touché, Jed.
说得好 Touché.
所以 有没有未来的弗莱克夫人? So, is there a Mrs Flack in the running?
我都没好好向上一个人介绍自己 I barely introduced myself to the last one.
她气昏了头 变得冷冰冰的 She lost her head and went cold on me.
去把你的相机拿来 Go and get your camera for me.
什么? Huh?
我要帮你找个妹子 I'm gonna find you a girl.
或者男的 Or a guy-
要妹子 Or a guy- -A girl.
那就去拿来吧 Well, go and get it then.
- 等等等等 你在干嘛? - 什么? - Whoa whoa whoa, what are you doing? - What?
除非你想拿屌照当头像 Unless you want a dick pic as your profile picture,
不然还是穿上你最好的行头吧 I suggest you go and get your best get-up on.
那又是什么呢? Well, what is that?
这我怎么知道... Well, how the fuck am I-
做你自己就好 Just be yourself.
你可以做得更好的 伙计 You can do better than that, mate.
别啊 不行不行不行 Come on. No. No. No. No.
再找件别的 Find something else.
那是什么鬼东西 What the fuck is that?
- 还不行? - 看在上帝的份上 - No? - Oh, for the love of God.
好吧 听着 OK, look.
去找我的行李包 灰色那个 Go into my duffle bag, the grey one.
里面还能看到一件蓝色polo衫 In there, you'll find a blue polo neck.
把它穿上 Put that on.
这样吧 把眼镜也摘掉 Tell you what, lose the glasses for me.
也行吧 Eh, good enough.
我们来一起拍一张 Let's get one of you and me.
明天是大日子 兄弟 Tomorrow's a big day, brother.
你得好好睡一觉 头脑清醒 I need you to get some sleep and be clear headed, OK?
在睡了 I'm on it.
这才对 Attaboy.
起床了 城里人 Rise and shine city slicker!
五分钟后客厅见 Meet me in the living room in five minutes.
我们要出门 We're going out.
我是弗莱克 Flack!
你忘了你的鱼食罐 You forgot your fish tin.
请问你是? Who is this?
我是艾利克斯 It's Alex.
所以 你跟他说了吗? So, erm, did you tell him?
我跟谁说啥了? Did I tell who what?
你的男朋友 你有跟他讲你的感受吗? Your boyfriend. Did you tell him how you feel about him?
艾利克斯 我不是男同 Alex, I'm not gay.
你不是吗? You're not?
不...你好像误解我了 No, I... I think you misunderstood me.
事实上 我们互相都有误解 In fact, I think we both misunderstood each other,
实话实说的话 if I'm honest.
我现在好迷惑 I'm so confused right now.
我今晚能请你吃饭吗? Can I take you out for dinner tonight?
什么? 是像... What? Like a-
像约会那样? like a date?
是的 莱内尔 是约会 Yeah, Lionel. Like a date.
真是意外 Well, I'll be damned.
好啊 不如晚上六点在吉曼的店? Yeah! Hows about 6pm tonight at Gee man's Lair?
听起来棒极了 That sounds perfect.
那晚上见? See you tonight?
莱内尔? Lionel?
好的 六点钟 Yeah. Erm. Six.
今晚六你见点! Six you tonight!
爱你 Love you.
我们要去哪? Where are we going?
坐到椅子上 Get in the chair.
所以有多远? So, how far is it?
* 车牌: 弗你莱妈克
拿好你们的哨子 我要你们展示一下 Now, with your whistles, I need you all to show me
遇到紧急情况时要怎么做 what to do in the event of an emergency.
棒极了 Excellent!
我们下水吧 Now, let's hit the water.
你们站成一排上传 杰德跟我走 You guys, single file onto the boat, and Jed, you're with me.
嘿 过这边来 Hey! Come here, now.
怎么了? What?
看看他们啊 Well, look at them.
他们被命运发了最烂的一手牌 You know, they've been dealt the worst hand in the world,
但他们还是很开心 yet their just happy.
真是美好 是不是? It's beautiful, isn't it?
我也想要 I want that.
看来被夺走后才能意识自己拥有什么 I guess you don't know what you have until it's actually gone.
杰德 Jed
你还有我呢 you've got me.
是啊 真棒 Yeah, great.
男生女生们听好了! JBOYS AND GIRLS, LISTEN UP!
莱内尔 你干什么? Fuck. Lionel, what the fuck?
每个男人的生命中都会 There comes a time in every man's life
发现自己被困在一个深坑里 where he unexpectedly finds himself in a hole.
当然 男人一般都有个好女人 Of course, the man usually has a good woman
或是个好朋友 or a FRIEND...
能把他从那个深坑里拉出来 ...to pull himself out of the hole
不让他在坑里被烂事淹没死去 before it fills up with horse shit and he's left to die.
他独自一人 He's alone.
被抛弃 Abandoned.
没有人能帮他 只能自救 Ain't nobody but himself to save himself.
独自一人活下来 SURVIVAL ONE 'O' FUCKING ONE!
莱内尔 你干什么? Lionel, what the fuck?
你会杀了他们的! You're gonna kill them!
他们知道该怎么做的 Oh, they know what to do.
他们很害怕! 就让他们淹死吗 They're frightened! You're just gonna let them drown,
我们得救人! we have to save them!
他们知道该怎么做! THEY KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING DO!
这跟你想象的一样吗? Is this everything you thought it would be?
醒醒 Wake up.
准备好 Get ready.
站起来 Get up.
那太残忍了 That was cruel.
你说啥? What's that now?
我说你太残忍了! I SAID YOU WERE FUCKING CRUEL.
我本来不是要杀他们的 杰德 Oh, I was never gonna kill them, Jed.
我看到你了 I saw you.
我在水下看见你了 你只在一边袖手旁观 I watched you while I was down there. You just stood there and watched.
你扔下我淹死 而且非常享受这过程 You left me there to die and you loved every second of it.
但这就是你想要的 是不是? That's what you wanted though, right? Is it not?
想死? To die?
你就是来寻死的 杰德! YOU CAME TO DIE JED
不 我受够了 莱内尔 No. I am done, Lionel.
我退出 我要回家了 I'm out. I'm going home.
你要受合同制约 You are bound by a contract.
去你妈的合同吧! FUCK YOUR CONTRACT!
我认清你了 I see you now.
那你认清什么了? And what do you see?
一个悲哀 害怕 孤单的小男孩 A sad, scared, lonely little boy
只是想找他的妈咪 who just wants his fucking mommy.
你不过是个捕猎者 You're nothing more than a predator,
把你想成为的一切吞噬掉 consuming everything that you wish you could be.
而在这表象下 And underneath that...
一个小屁孩 A child
渴望被爱 starved of love.
你以弱者为食 莱内尔 你是个懦夫 You feed off the weak, Lionel. You are a coward.
再说一遍 Say that again.
你敢不敢 I dare you.
你 是 You... are...
他妈的懦夫 a FUCKING COWARD.
听着 Now,
有些文化相信在猎物活着时加以折磨 some cultures believe that torturing the animal alive
能够提升肉质的品质和口感 improves the taste and the quality of the meat.
所以今天 我要让你尝尝新东西 That's why today, I'm gonna give you something new.
尽管你没法动弹分毫 Although you won't be able to move an inch,
麻醉药的用量不是很精确 the anesthetic properties are not so great.
你会清楚感觉到每一次折磨! YOU ARE GONNA FEEL EVERY LAST FUCKING BIT OF THIS!
你需要点时间冷静 回想你的所做作为 You need some time to cool off and think about your goddamn actions.
难吃死了 It's shit.
只想说我非常期待共进晚餐 I just wanted to say that I'm really looking forward to dinner and erm,
我很喜欢那家店 yeah I love that place.
很抱歉那天我 I'm really sorry that I got the wrong-
理解出了些偏差 end of the stick the other day.
有时候我真的很白痴 I'm such an idiot sometimes.
事实上一直都是 但你已经体会到了 Actually, all the time, but yeah, you'll find that out on your own.
总之 晚上六点钟见 Anyway, yeah. I'll see you tonight at six.
真的非常期待 Yeah, really looking forward to it.
我说过一遍了 但是嗯 I already said that, but OK.
行了 拜拜 回见 Yeah, bye. See you.
可真是冷啊 It's cold on there.
准备好点餐了吗 亲爱的? Are you ready to order, love?
我还在等我的... I'm still waiting for my-
很抱歉我来晚了 真抱歉 Oh I'm so sorry I'm late. So sorry.
没关系 我再等一会过来 No worries, I'll give you guys a moment.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢 Thanks.
嗨 Hi- -Hi
我跟他讲 听着兄弟 我认识你很久了 I told him, I said, look buddy, I've known you for like forever, and-
我忍受你的一切 什么事都帮忙 I put you up, and I've given you the clothes off my back, and-
我基本上为了你上刀山下火海 Hell, I've practically been to hell and back with you.
而我只说了 跟我讲讲 哥们 And I just said "just talk to me, man".
他怎么说呢? And what did he say?
他没说 He didn't.
他们第二天在她的墓碑那里找到了他 They found him by her grave stone the next day.
我的天 莱内尔 我真抱歉 Oh my God, Lionel I'm so sorry.
那对你的打击一定很大 That must've been really hard for you.
不如我们赶紧吃完 How about we finish up here
回到我家里吃甜点? and head to my place for dessert?
那我也不客气了 Well, if you are.
吃起来好多了 是吧? Tastes so much better, doesn't it?
我知道肯定是的 Mmm, I know it does.
这个 既然已经到这步了 So, erm. Now that manners are out the window...
你有什么怪癖吗? Are you into anything weird?
比如什么呢? Like what?
性癖 还是... Sexual or-
哦 不非得是 Oh, no. No, not neccesarily.
举个例子 As an example,
当我去超市的时候 When I go to the supermarket,
我有种冲动想把货架上的东西 I get this urge to take things off the shelve
拿下来放进别人的购物筐 and put them in other people's baskets.
我觉得非常好笑 I find it really hilarious.
这种事 That kind of stuff.
好吧 那我 OK, OK. So I, erm.
我喜欢磨砂香皂 I like to peel soap.
噢 这个好 Oh, that's a really good one.
我喜欢肉皮 I like skin.
焦脆的鸡皮? Crispy chicken skin?
我懂你意思 I know what you mean.
我真的很爱鸡皮 I absolutely love chicken skin.
不喜欢焦脆鸡皮的人才比较怪 Anyone that doesn't like crispy chicken skin is a weirdo.
不 No.
我喜欢你的皮 I like your skin.
我想吃了你的肉皮 I wanna eat your skin.
这个 我意思是 这个 Erm. I mean. It's just that I. Erm.
我觉得你的皮肤很美 I think you have beautiful skin.
能失陪一小会吗? Will you just excuse me for one minute?
这就结束了吗? Is this it?
看你想不想结束了 Only if you want it to be.
这就是你想要的吗? Is this what you want?
不 No.
你不属于这里 You don't belong here.
我们都不属于这 杰德 We don't belong here, Jed.
我该做些什么呢? What am I supposed to do?
我没胜算的 他夺走了我的所有一切 I don't stand a chance, he's taken everything from me.
并不是所有 Not everything.
我爱你 I love you.
我知道 I know.
我也爱你 I love you too.
我知道 I know.
是谁? Who is it?
警察 能说句话吗 兄弟? Police. Can we have a word please, buddy?
弗莱克先生? Mr Flack?
稍等! Hold on!
里面一切都好吗 弗莱克先生? Is everything OK in there, Mr Flack?
稍等 Hold on.
能拜托你开门吗? Could you open up, please?
弗莱克先生? Mr Flack?
非常抱歉打扰您 但我们有些问题 Apologies for disturbing you, we just have a couple of questions.
弗莱克... Flack...
你能开门吗? Could you open up, please?
我能为你们做些什么 警官们? What can I do for you two, officers?
玛丽·哈金斯 Mary Huggins,
也就是楼下邻居? aka downstairs?
她又怎么了? What about her?
被报告失踪了 Reported missing.
介意我们进来看一圈吗? Do you mind if we come in and take a look around, sir?
请便吧 Be my guest.
啊 多才多艺 是不是? Ah, man of many talents, are we?
这是什么呢? What's this then?
噢 那个啊 Oh, that?
那个是... That is...
那个是 呃... That is, erm...
是我的诠释 My rendition of
对于立体主义 cubic
抽象派 abstract
和情色 eroticism.
非常棒 Very good.
* 莱内尔·弗莱克
你的脑袋怎么了? What happened to your head?
我剃秃了 I shaved it.
昨晚跟同事喝酒之后断片了 I got into a bit of a drunken stupor with the work colleagues last night,
然后就是 这样一团糟了 and you know, hence all the mess.
男人至死是少年嘛 Boys will be boys, hey Officer?
这里面烧的是什么? What we got cooking then, bud?
又是米其林特餐吗? Another Michelin special, is it?
各小队注意 请前往 Any available units please make your way
市场街229号的吉曼家餐馆 to Geemans Lair Restaurant, 229 Market Parade.
男性嫌疑人疑似涉嫌 Male suspect wanted in connection with the murder-
在女厕所谋杀年轻女性 of a young women in the ladies toilets.
收到 78号 分配我们吧 Yep, received. 78. Assign us.
显示已分配 8127号小队 Shown you assigned. It's CAD 8127.
如果听到任何动静请给我们致电 弗莱克先生 Now, you give us a call if you hear anything, Mr Flack. OK?
当然 Of course.
一切都会没事的 伙计 It's gonna be OK, mate.
我们会找个新住处 We'll find somewhere new, a new flat.
去气候暖和湿润的地方 Somewhere hot and wet.
目击者称嫌疑人逃向了尼尔森街 Eye witness reported the suspect turn into Nielsen Street,
徒步在逃 有金色假发和一件粗花呢外套 on foot, whereby a blonde wig and tweed suit jacket-
被丢弃现场 were recovered.
在场的警官正在排查监控录像 Officers on the scene are scanning the CCTV of the restaurant-
希望能查出嫌犯的行踪 to get a better idea of the suspect's whereabouts.
嫌犯应为美国人 The suspect is believed to be American.
这里是8032号小队 This is CAD 8032,
奎特公寓111A号需要增援 requesting backup to flat 111a Quilter House.
弗莱克先生? Mr Flack?
很抱歉 我们还有一些问题 Apologies, we just have another couple of questions-
如果你不介意的话? if you wouldn't mind?
什么事? What is it?
你不是有美国口音吗? Didn't you have an American accent?
你说啥? What's that now?
你今晚六点至七点之间在哪里? Where were you between 6 and 7 this evening?
8127号 嫌犯最后目击于凯姆敦站的列车 CAD 8127. Suspect last seen boarding the Northern Line at Camden Town.
收到 Received.
拜托! 有人吗! Please! Hello?
救命! Help!
你好 我是警察 是谁? Hello! This is the Police. Who is that?
太好了! 拜托 我叫杰德·弗里曼 Yes! Yes! Please. My name is Jed Freeman.
我被囚禁了 他不放我走 I've been taken prisoner and he won't let me go.
拜托 他要杀了我 请救我! Please, he's gonna kill me, please help me!
别担心先生 情况都在控制中 Don't worry, sir. The situation is now under control.
你不再有危险了 You are no longer at risk.
为了你我双方的安全考虑 Now, for both mine and your personal safety,
我需要首先问你房间里 I need to firstly ask if there is anybody else-
是否还有其他人? in the room with you?
没了! 没了! No! No!
是有啦 但都是死人! 警官! Well, yes. But they're all dead, Officer!
这我很抱歉 杰德 I'm sorry to hear that, Jed.
我们会很快救你出来的 We'll get you out in just a second.
现在你身上会不会有 Now, am I going to find anything on you-
任何危险的武器? that would be considered a dangerous weapon?
没有! 天啊! No! Fuck sake!
我被绑起来了! 他切掉了我的四肢! No, I'm tied up and he's cut off my limbs!
求你救救我! 我快死在这了! Please help me, I am dying here!
请保持冷静 杰德 我要进来了 Remain calm, Jed. I'm coming in.
门锁着 杰德 It's locked, Jed.
你知道我在哪里能找到钥匙吗? Do you know where I might find a key?
搜他的身! Check him!
没准在他的口袋里! Maybe it's in his pocket. Please!
有人吗? Hello?
你好啊市长! 'Ello Guv'nor.
不要 不要 拜托! No, no, no, please!
莱内尔 我求求你 Lionel, I beg you, please!
你不用这样的! 不! You don't have to do this! No, no, no!
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
别这样 你不用这样的 莱内尔 Come on, you don't have to do this, Lionel.
别这样 Come on.
已派出增援 Backup dispatched.
能汇报下现在状况吗? Can you give us an update?
他们要来抓你了 They're coming for you.
你杀了两个警官啊! You've murdered two of their Officers, come on!
他们要来抓你了 你完蛋了! They're coming for you, you're done now, please!
这对你没好处的 It's not gonna help you, man.
谢谢你 杰德 Thank you, Jed.
该死! Fuck!
警察 开门! This is the Police! Open up!
我的天 我的天 幸亏你们来了 Oh my God, oh my God, thank God you're here.
请保持冷静 先生 Try to remain calm, Sir.
告诉我发生什么了 Tell me what happened.
他绑架了我! He fucking kidnapped me, man!
他满口谎话 操控人心 He's a lying, manipulative snake!
别激动 别这样 Slow down, come on, now.
没事了 It's OK.
告诉我发生什么事了 Just tell me what happened.
一切都会没事的 It's going to be OK.
他强行把我囚禁起来 He kept me against my will.
他还杀了其他人 都在后面房间里 He's killed others, he's got them in the back room,
我可以带你看 I can show you.
没事了 孩子 你不用再进到那个房间了 That's OK, son. You never have to go in that room again.
告诉我这个人对你做了什么 Just tell me where the man is that did this to you.
他就在那里! HE'S OVER THERE!
这可怜人开枪打我之后饮弹自尽了 Poor, lost soul shot himself right after he shot me.
莱内尔 Lionel?
莱内尔! Lionel!
这行不通的 It's not gonna work.
看看我这样子 Look at me.
从鱼缸里看世界是不是很困难? Is it hard to see the world from inside the bowl?
说实话 To be honest,
我都不知道自己是在缸里还是缸外 I don't know what side of the glass I'm on.
你以为你在对百慕大说话? You think you're talking to Bermuda?
百慕大已经死了 莱内尔 Bermuda's dead, Lionel.
我不想看到你受伤 I didn't wanna see you hurt,
我给你买了个新的 so I got you a new one.
我们能不能... can we...
我们能不能就... Can we just...
我们能不能好好... Can we just-
坐下来吃饭 sit and eat?
求你了 Please.
杰德 Jed.
我真的非常 I am so,
非常抱歉 so sorry-
敬生命! L'CHAIM!
加把劲 Come on.
该死 Fuck.
你可以让我走了 You can let me go, now.
喂 我
翻译/制作: @黑路易